February 2011
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Any Plan vere you lose your hat iz...?
Jäger1: Dis iz turnink into vun of dose plans, hyu know, de kind vere ve keel everybody dot notices do ve’s killin’ people? Jäger2: It is? J1: Uh huh. And how do dose alvays end? J2: De dirigible iz in flames. Everybodyz dead an’ I’ve lost my hat. J1: Dot’s right. Und any plan vere you lose your hat iz…? J2: A bad plan? J1: Right again! ...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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The Wisdom of Jeff
“When God made the arse, he didn’t say, ‘Hey, it’s just your basic hinge, let’s knock off early.’ He said, ‘Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.’”
Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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